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Life With Giant Dogs, or, Whose House Is It, Anyway?

Life With Giant Dogs, or, Whose House Is It, Anyway?

They say that there’s no love like the unconditional love that at dog will give you. Well, if that’s the case, there’s a whole lot of love in my house. Life with a dog is one thing. Life with a giant dog is another. Life with TWO of them? Well…

We have a Bull Mastiff and a French Mastiff, aka Dogue de Bordeaux.  One “See Spot Run,” and one “Turner and Hooch.”  “What do you feed them?” is the common question of the day. Answer?  Anything they want. “Where do they sleep?” Answer? Anywhere they want. Do you see a common thread here? You see, dogs have their own set of rules. Whether or not they apply to you, well, that’s irrelevant. Actually, no it’s not, they all apply to you, and whether or not you fit in with that plan, well…

Nick and Reilly
Nicky and my 8 year old, Reilly

Now don’t get me wrong, my dogs may be spoiled, but they behave. Well, most of the time they behave. Well, one kind of marches to the beat of his own drum. Wow, that kind of sounds like the rules when we got said dogs. “Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but not on the furniture,” which turned into, “ok well only the old furniture.” Which turned into, “ok all of the furniture but not on the bed.” Which turned into, “ok but only when I say it’s okay to be on the bed.” Which turned into every waking moment that we were not in the bed, and jockeying for space, trying to beat the dogs getting into said bed. That usually turns into me on the edge of one side of the bed, my husband on the edge of the other side of the bed and the dogs laying long ways in between. You see, a giant dog already weighs about 140-160 pounds. It’s hard enough to move that dog when he’s standing. I have TWO of them.  When they’re snoring snarfing dead weight?  Have you ever tried to move a boulder??? That couch is really starting to look good right about now.

Gunner, 7mos. and growing…

Oh, yeah, about the couch. We bought a nice 4 recliner Theater Seating couch. Nicky likes to curl up on the far left chair. Usually, my husband takes the right, I take the middle with my son. Well, now that we have Gunner, things have changed a bit. Nicky stays on the right, Gunner takes the middle two, and it’s a race for the last spot that’s left, and that’s usually my 8 year old that wins. My husband and I end up going in the bedroom to watch TV on the bed. And what do you think happens 2 minutes after we get comfortable? You guessed it, here come the dogs…

Is it a pain in the butt? You bet. Do we get frustrated? Absolutely! Would I trade any of it for anything? Not on your life (well, the jury’s still out on my husband…). Both of my legs may fall asleep as one or both are resting on my lap. I may freeze my tail off when one of them hogs all the blankets. But there’s a whole lot of love in my house, & I wouldn’t trade it for anything!

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Christine Gerbehy

Berkshire Hathaway Fox and Roach Realtors

Northfield Office

1001 Tilton Rd. Northfield, NJ 08225


Oh, what a week it’s been…

Oh, what a week it’s been…

Motherhood.  Real Estate.  The beauty of being self employed is that you can be home when you need to be…  This past week was one of those rare instances that my 7 year old son was sick.  And I mean 102.9 fever sick…


Apparently, pretty much every school in Egg Harbor Township, NJ has some kind of bug going around.  The other side of town has stomach flu going around, but H. Russel Swift School has a cold/flu going around.  He’s all congested out of NOWHERE, at 101.5 and climbing.  After going nuts when my son’s doctor had her voicemail full and wasn’t returning my calls, I headed for the Shore Urgent Care Center.

After a 2 hour wait, we get in to see the doctor, and long story short, he looks in his ears,clear.  Looks at his throat, says it’s “a little red..” checks his neck and says glands are “a little swollen.” Now mind you, he’s rattling as he’s breathing.  He checks his back and chest with his stethescope, and says he’s “a little congested…”  SMDH!!!!  NO, REALLY?!?!  Doesn’t swab him, culture him, NOTHING.  He says, “Well, I don’t wanna send him for an xray.  Could be bronchitis, could be pneumonia…”  And you DON’T wanna send him for an xray?!  He says, “I’ll give him a little antibiotic and a note for school….”

Ok, antibiotic made me feel a little safer.  But, of course, we get home,and his fever spikes to 102.7.  4 hours later, after the 3rd dose of Tylenol, we realize Tylenol is WORTHLESS.  10pm and it’s out to CVS I go for ibuprofen.  Fever drops to 100.5, so I can go to sleep.  Wake up next morning, he’s back up to 102.7.  Call his doctor again, mailbox is still full.  More ibuprofen.  Finally, his doctor, who I LOVE, calls back, I thought she was an obscene phone call, couldn’t even understand her!

Apparently, SHE had what HE had!  OMG, mailbox was full because she was out sick.  She explained that it’s a plasma bronchitis/pneumonia.  Starts out as a virus like flu, then turns into bronchitis and potentially pneumonia (bacterial) if there’s no antibiotic.  That’s what’s going around, and EVERYBODY’S got it.  Said all we can do with the fever is ride it out.  His fever eventually broke that night, but I gotta tell you, I was SCARED.  I’ve never seen a fever not break for 3 days, with antibiotics, EVER…

So, back to Real Estate…  I missed a class given by my boss, GREATEST broker EVER.  I had to reschedule all my appointments, thank GOD for loyal clients.  And I missed my bi-weekly meeting.  But, of course, I work for the greatest office EVER.  Berkshire Hathaway Fox and Roach in Northfield, NJ is phenomenal.  The company, office AND people…  I finally got back to my office after hours to find this in my mailbox…

million dollar club
million dollar club

wooHOOOOOOO!!!  Christine Gerbehy, Million Dollar Club!!!!

(how freakin’ great is this!  First year with the company!)


So, the boy’s back to school, I’m on my way out to a showing, and all is right with my world…  aaaaand iiiiiit’s…


This Mama Sells Real Estate!

~Christine Gerbehy

About the Author: Christine Gerbehy is a Realtor for Berkshire Hathaway Fox & Roach Realtors in Northfield, NJ. and is e-Pro certified. Realtor, writer, blogger, wife, mother and zookeeper, I LOVE what I do. ALL of it. Let me help you to buy or sell your property, ’cause This Mama Sells Real Estate!

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